Subj : Re: Various Things
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Mon Aug 09 2021 11:02:35

 >  GP> Won't be called 15 or 25 any more, I reckon. . .

 >   Several were similar. I haven't had a chance to add them in yet.

You were posting late (after midnight) then at it again first thing, eh? :D I
got the same life, just 3 hours later. . . 

I never thought The Bumper Book of Farming would be such a difficult bedtime
read.
But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.

Bedtime at the swiss cheese family:
But dad, I don't want to go to sleep. There might be scary muensters in the
closet.

For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort
every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime
playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.

I was reading a bedtime story to my daughter when the book abruptly ended. We
were both perplexed, and my daughter asked, “Is it over?”, to which I 
replied,
“Yep, that’s all she wrote!”

Me: (enormous, burly fart)
Her: My god, that sounds like an animal!
Me: Yeah. It was a butt ox.

I'm going to buy a female horse to read me bedtime stories.
I'll call her my Goodnight mare.

If you are suffering from insomnia, listen to some smooth jazz right before
bedtime.
It has a lot of mellow tonin’.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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