Subj : Re: Various Things To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Mon Aug 09 2021 08:58:00 George, GP> I did tyhat once, as a joke, when visiting my former wprkplace; buddy GP> took me out of hos[iotal for lunch. My boss was footing the bill for us GP> both. I asked for the order pad & wrote "fur burger & a side of GP> thighs"; I saw the carhop discussing with the cook through the service GP> window, looking at the paper, then at me several times before bringing GP> me my food. The carhop explained nobody could read my writing(true GP> story of my life); I ended up with a dish burger & some fries. . . GP> good enough! A lady I square danced with years ago (last time I saw her, was at a local PetsMart store with her husband (my wife was with me as well). She had undergone knee replacement surgery, and no longer was dancing. She had a deal on her keychain that said "Sexual Harassment Welcome Here". The thing is, you have to be careful who you do that to, nowadays. > I had to save some money, so I terminated the subscription. It was $50 > a year; but right now, finances are tighter than a frog's butt underwater. GP> and that's watertight! That's like the two guys in the locker room shower, and one notices that another one has a hard cork up his butt. Curious, he asked his friend what happened. He's told "I was walking along the beach, and stubbed my toe on this bottle. A genie came out, and said "I can grant you any wish", and I said "No $***??". :P GP> Q: Why doesn’t Santa have to provide health insurance for his workers? GP> A: They’re technically Elf-employed See my last message on the song with the elves quitting. GP> I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies GP> keep denying my application. GP> They told me, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.” Q: What did the hurricane tell the coconut tree?? A: Hold on to your nuts -- this is going to be one heck of a blow job. GP> My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in GP> reincarnation. GP> They said I have a pre existing condition. That's just reconstituting evaporated milk. GP> Hoping to collect on insurance, I bought a bumper sticker for my old GP> car saying, "Please Steal Me." Unfortunately it didn't work. GP> They stole the sticker and left the car. Par for the course. GP> A fishing boat recently capsized when the fish on one side of the net GP> all swam down. Insurance refused to pay out. GP> They argued it was an act of cod. And, the claimant was left floundering, told he just did it for the halibut...and all he could exclaim was "GAR!!". GP> Medical office had a picture of Christopher Walken on the door with GP> "Walkins welcome". If he left Scott there, did he walk out Scott Free?? GP> We should raise insurance rates on drivers who have never crashed their GP> cars. They're driving wrecklessly. It's not my driving I worry about...it's everyone else's. GP> GF: I learned a lot about insurance at work today. Specifically high GP> risk pools. GP> Me: I don't like high risk pools...unless there are at least two life GP> guards on duty. I'd be more worried of folks peeing and pooping in the pool. :P GP> (The look of disgust is something I'll cherish forever) You know what they say about paybacks... Daryl .... A bird in the hand is a dirty hand. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33) .