Subj : Re: A Day Off To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Sun Aug 08 2021 21:52:17 > LOL!! Some places seem to "require" 2 weeks notice before you die, and > you can't die if your work, and training the replacement isn't done. What > are they going to do?? Sue The Good Lord for wrongful death?? They can, technically, withhold your last pay for not giving notice, no excuses accepted. Public outcry has pretty much ended this now, I think(hope). . . > This comes to mind -- A Day Off Work: > ** > So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you're asking for. [ ..sniperoo.. ] > We generously give you 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only > 1 day available for work, and I'll be darned if you're going to take > that day off!! *LOL* > GP> The second time Hansel and Gretel found a house made of cookies and > GP> candy, they sent someone else in to test-nibble it first. > GP> This technique became known as Munch Housen by Proxy. > Sadly, there was actually a case of that in Arkansas recently. > https://katv.com/news/local/judge-rules-arkansas-mom-to-serve-4-years- > probation-in-alleged-case-of-munchausen-by-proxy > (above URL all on one line) I sawt his note after I tried opening just the one line that was showing as a clickable link (was 404, of course) I use tintyrl to stop that URL splitting: https://tinyurl.com/53euufh5 (this is your same link) Seems more sad & in need of psychiatric help than criminal to me. . . Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: “What are you doing?” Woman: “I’m a light bulb.” Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?” The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.” Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .