Subj : Re: Hollywood Squares Hum
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Fri Aug 06 2021 10:07:03

 >  GP> My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
 >  GP> I have a hunch it might be me.

 >   So much for giving a 2 week notice.

I said "I quit"; my boss said I needed to give two weeks, so I added, "In 2
weeks you're going to notice I ain't been here for two weeks. BYEEEE!"

 >  GP> My boss told me to have a good day ...
 >  GP> so I went home.

 >   Works for me.

If he complains you were supposed to be at work, just reply, "I can't handle
this hostile work environment, with these mixed messages, I'm-a going to req



 >  GP> Q: What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ?
 >  GP> A: The CIEIO

 >   The barbershop quartet group, Lunch Break, did a deal at Carnegie Hall,
 > with Old MacDonald Had A Deformed Farm.

 > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea2WYe-sTFE

 >  GP> Employee: Boss, can I have a week off for Christmas?
 >  GP> Boss: It's May

 >  GP> Employee: Boss, MAY I have a week off for Christmas?

 >   In both cases, "No".

 >   Thanks for nothing, Scrooge. :P

 > Daryl

 > ... Newspaper Headline: "Include Your Children when baking cookies."
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Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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