Subj : Re: How Do They Survive?? To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Thu Aug 05 2021 10:11:00 George, > The late J.D. Sumner, I think who sang with The Stamps Quartet, is in > the Guiness Book Of World Records, with "the lowest bass singing voice". > He'd always glissando (slide) down to the last note on the great gospel > songs. GP> Probaby who I'm referring to then. . . Amazinmg what the human voice GP> can do. The late Freddy Mercury could cover 4 entire octaves & a couple GP> notes on each side to boot! That's like those pianists whose hands can reach more than an octave. Sergei Rachmaninoff had HUGE HANDS, but he was a virtuoso. My 2 favorites of his are the Rhapsody On A Theme From Paganinni, and his Piano Concerto #2. > Diarrhea is hereditary...it runs in your jeans. :P GP> Or genes? ;) Could be both...code brown alert...OMG, that wasn't a fart!! :P GP> Of course chances are that if your parents never had children, you GP> won't either! Never have children, only grandchildren. GP> Grandchildren(n): God's reward to you for not kiling your own children GP> when they were teens. And a second chance to get diaper duty right. GP> Q: Why do grandchildren & grandmothers get along so well? GP> A: They have a common enemy I saw a meme where the little boy is sitting on a chair, facing the corner, and the caption noted "I'm going to take this all the way to Grandma". GP> I've never really considered if those professionals helping me are good GP> looking or not -- I'm most concerned with capable & competent! That's true...but at least the ones I had weren't ugly. Remember...beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. GP> Hair is just bodily excretions, feces, really! Makes you wonder about the bearded ladies at the circus. :P GP> My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and GP> attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls. GP> I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again. Sounds like he was a crappy player. GP> My doctor thanked me for submitting the minimum amount of feces for my GP> stool sample GP> I told him it was the least I could doo I found a piano stool...I thought they were housebroken!! Several years ago, when I was in the hospital with severe gastroenteritis (nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea, at the same time), after being in the ER, they admitted me. They did an upper GI, giving me the equivalent of a very thick carbonated strawberry milk shake...and told me to drink it, but not pause. I swigged that thing like a whino (sp?)...and they said "This man knows how to drink!!" . Truthfully, it was the first thing they had let me have in 2 days. I told them to have the stepstool next to the gurney, in case I had to bid a hasty retreat to the toilet. Sure enough, not 15 minutes later, I had to fight the cat for the sandbox. They said I was lucky...and when I asked why, they said "Some people are down here 5 hours to get emptied out"...I just cringed. The next day, they had me on NPO (nothing by mouth), as it looked like I might need an appendectomy, from the ultrasound. This good looking female nurse walked in, but had the gall to ask for a stool sample. I asked "Where do you think I'm going to get it?? From the bedpan in the next room?? You haven't fed me in 3 days!!". She sighed and lamented "Well, you can't manufacture it if you ain't got it". So, they gave me some lime jello to get what they wanted. I lost 10 pounds the hard way that week. One time, the doctor told me "You have to watch what you eat". I then replied "I do...from the plate to the mouth". He growled "You know what I mean!!". I hate medical staff without a sense of humor. GP> The substance you wash your hair with isn’t made from real feces, it’s GP> fake. You could say it’s sham poo. Boycott shampoo...use real poo...for the real brown hair look. :P GP> A monkey was arrested today when he started throwing feces at zoo GP> employees Three of the zoo employees were rushed to hospital with turd GP> debris burns They will literally do that when they get angry or feel threatened. GP> A man had some feces stuck on him. GP> They had to ampootate it. He must've been out in the sun too long, after rolling around naked in the cow pasture. GP> Q: What do you get when you eat too much chocolate and peanut butter? GP> A: Reese’s feces Well, chocolate is brown, as well. But, the reason your stool color is brown is because of the bile from your gall bladder. GP> Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop GP> A: Dr. Dre GP> [not racist -- just playing with observational POV] You lost a character or two there. Daryl .... Anyone know a chocolate reader for NESTLES.QWK?? === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33) .