Subj : Various Things
To   : George Pope
From : August Abolins
Date : Thu Aug 05 2021 07:47:00

Hello George Pope!

** On Wednesday 04.08.21 - 18:56, George Pope wrote to Daryl Stout:

 GP> Isn't "bless your heart" the friendly Su'thern way of saying F' You?

LOL.


 >> GP> I won $6million in the lottery and have decided to
 >> GP> donate a quarter of it to charity.... I now have
 >> GP> $5.999,999,75c left.

LOL.

 GP> I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a
 GP> paper cowboy hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps
 GP> and paper boots. Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested
 GP> him for rustling.

 GP> Wolverine walks in on Jean Grey sneezing without covering
 GP> her mouth.. ...and says, "Hygiene".

 GP> Q: what is the medical term for a pair of jeans? A:
 GP> duodenum (duo denim)

Are all of these off the top of your head? ..or do you refer to  
a written version somewhere?  Anyway.. your cornucopia of it is  
amazing.

I couldn't remember a joke 5 minutes after someone told me one.

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  ../|ug

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