Subj : Re: How Do They Survive??
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Aug 02 2021 11:37:00

George,


 >   If singing bass, you get to a low note, it sounds like an aborted burp.

 GP> There's a vid on YouTube -- loweest voice in the world -- wow! chills!

  The late J.D. Sumner, I think who sang with The Stamps Quartet, is in
the Guiness Book Of World Records, with "the lowest bass singing voice".
He'd always glissando (slide) down to the last note on the great gospel
songs.

 >   Arthritis is hereditary, unfortunately.

 GP> But it's not 100% guaranteed to pass every time. I'd be first to find
 GP> out, as I'm the eldest of three (#2 is RIP); hoping the gene skipped
 GP> both my sis & me

  Diarrhea is hereditary...it runs in your jeans. :P

 GP> Q: Why did the cheerleader have a bruised belly button?
 GP> A: Her boyfriend was blonde, too.

  Oh, no!! <LOL!>.

 GP> I always likerto give fair airplasy to brunetters, as I don't hate
 GP> anyone for their haircolur (except maybe "suicide blondes"("dyed bny
 GP> her own hand") as they really believe that bleaching their hair makes
 GP> them better looking. . .

  When I square danced years ago, this good looking redhead female from
Kansas told me "Blondes have more fun, but redheads have more pizazz". <G>
A fellow ham radio operator advised me when I told him I was in the
hospital the last few days (as per another message), to "make a request
for a female redhead nurse". <G>

 GP> For the blondes who've heard too many "dumb blonde jokes":

 GP> Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
 GP> A: It doesn't show the dirt.

 GP> Q: Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
 GP> A: Fisher-Price

 GP> Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
 GP> A: They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more
 GP> manageable.

 GP> Q: Why are most brunettes flatchested?
 GP> A: It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.

 GP> Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
 GP> A: It matches their mustache.

 GP> Q: If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a
 GP> brunettes' hair?
 GP> A: Lice

 GP> & the best for last:
 GP> Q: What's black & blue, & brown, & lies in a ditch?
 GP> A: A brunette who's told too many 'dumb blonde'jokes.

 GP> Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
 GP> A: artificial intelligence.

 GP> One more for the brunettes:
 GP> Q: What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
 GP> A: The interpreter.

  I've heard some of those before, but some are new.

Daryl

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