Subj : Re: Diary Of A Snow Lover To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Sun Aug 01 2021 14:16:50 > I think of the joke where the priest gets pulled over for erratic driving, > and he's apparently drunk. When the cop sees the bottles, and smells wine > on the priest's breath, he asks him what was in the bottles. The priest said > "water". When the cop asked "How do you explain the wine breath??", the > priest said "OMG, He did it again!!". One of my faves! Not only gas was in the tank that day! > GP> Couple days a weekwhen woriking at A&W, I'd stiop at Burger King on the > GP> ay home & have a double cheesburger, flame-grilled, as a bedtime snack. > I prefer the burgers from Burger King, as they're not "swimming in > grease". But the flame broiled taste sets my acid reflux off something > fierce. There > is an A&W in Ravenna, Ohio, near Kent. The one that was in Hot Springs, > Arkansas, closed down years ago. Here, the A&W are the ones not swimming in grease - of course -- A Canadian started A&W originally! > I remember I had regular customers, who'd order the same thing every time. I respect stores who remember me & acknowledge my regularity (so I keep it up) One local pizza restaurant would invariably not have any fresh hot 99c slices for lunch, so I didn't do as my neighbour did, & order something else, I turnedright around & went elsewhgere to eat. While she was still complaining how they never had what she wanted, they're calling me over to say I can call them ahead of time with my preferred slices & they'll put a pizza in fresh for me, saving the preferred slices (was a combo of 2/3 meat lovers & 1/3 double cheese); I always washed my food down with bottled grapewfruit(whitre, unsweetened) juice; they kept running out, as they bought combo cases (8 orange, 8 apple,8 grapefruit, only when all 3 were low or out); fnially, I'd ask if they hasd any new grapefruit juice on hearing, no,I'd turn around & go. . . After a week, I'm wjheeling on my way to my volunteer job, wshen I hear shouting -- one of the owners, on a bike, saw me & came to tell me they'd bought a 24-pack of just grapefruit, with 16 bottles hidden in the back cooler for my priority use! I was happy to make them my first priority for a lunch out in the neighbourhood! Until they got an offer they couldn't refuse & sold the place to a family who obviously only wanted profits, so I soon quit going. . . Kangaroo 911: “What’s your emergency?” Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children” Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?” Kangaroo: “Oh nevermind.” Customer Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.” Bob: “Ok.” Customer Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?” Bob: “No.” Customer Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?” Bob: “No.” Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?” Bob: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.” > GP> Nothing wrong with determining your own unique moderation levels. > Especially when you don't have the funds to form it. That'll keep you 'honest,' yup. . . :) > I like what cattle auctioneer Blaine Lotz said at one auction..."Let's > turn this beef into cash". His Mom, Carla, was an auctioneer, and > that's where he got his talent from. He did win the world championship > a few years back, and he works a lot at the sale barn in Emporia, Kansas. I was at our annual western exhibition oneyear with a friend. They had, in front of the main barn the record-breaking biggest bull. I said to my friend, "Wow, that's a lot of hamburgers!" Now I dunno if they trained him, but he began lumbering his head back & forth as if saying, "NooooOOOOoooooo" > GP> A man walks into a restaurant and orders a hamburger. Upon receiving > GP> the burger, the man says to the burger, “Burger, can you help me with > GP> my urinary tract infection?”. > GP> “No”, replies the burger, “but I can tell you you’re going to need an > GP> umbrella later.” > GP> “Oh, sorry”, said the man, “I thought you were a meaty urologist”. > You have too much time on your hands. I didn't write it. . . :) Q: Did you hear about the prisons new creative writing department? A: It's called "Prose and Cons" My creative writing teacher told me to submit a creative 2,000 word essay. So, I gave her 2 pictures. Got dadjoked by a 9 year old girl Friend: I don't think I'm gonna take the essay part of the SAT if it's optional now Little Sister: But then you'll only be taking a T The mom's in the room were really confused at first then groaned. I for one know a dad joke when I hear one. Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .