Subj : Re: Diary Of A Snow Lover To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Tue Jul 27 2021 22:27:00 George, GP> Our chihuahua likes potatoes & carrots -- it's all we give him, as he's GP> allergic to anything with protein, & all treats are beef, chicken, or GP> corn- based. . . :P Dachshunds love green beans and carrots. But, the dachsund my late wife and I had, preferred a bit of salt on his green beans, or he wouldn't eat them!! GP> A little wine for your stomach's sake, but not the whole fleeping GP> bottle(or skin)! Talk about heavy drinking!! GP> I point out how at Cana, Jesus turned the water not just into wine, but GP> high quality strong wine! I think of the joke where the priest gets pulled over for erratic driving, and he's apparently drunk. When the cop sees the bottles, and smells wine on the priest's breath, he asks him what was in the bottles. The priest said "water". When the cop asked "How do you explain the wine breath??", the priest said "OMG, He did it again!!". GP> Couple days a weekwhen woriking at A&W, I'd stiop at Burger King on the GP> ay home & have a double cheesburger, flame-grilled, as a bedtime snack. I prefer the burgers from Burger King, as they're not "swimming in grease". But the flame broiled taste sets my acid reflux off something fierce. There is an A&W in Ravenna, Ohio, near Kent. The one that was in Hot Springs, Arkansas, closed down years ago. GP> As soon as they saw me enter the door on the west side f tghe store, GP> they'd drop down two patties for me; by the time I got to the register, GP> they had my burger in a bag, ready for payment (I paid out of my day's GP> tip money) I remember I had regular customers, who'd order the same thing every time. GP> Nothing wrong with determining your own unique moderation levels. Especially when you don't have the funds to form it. GP> I had a coworker ask "How many burgers can one cow make?" GP> I look him dead in the eyes and replied, stonefaced GP> "None. Their hooves can't form patties." I like what cattle auctioneer Blaine Lotz said at one auction..."Let's turn this beef into cash". His Mom, Carla, was an auctioneer, and that's where he got his talent from. He did win the world championship a few years back, and he works a lot at the sale barn in Emporia, Kansas. GP> A man walks into a restaurant and orders a hamburger. Upon receiving GP> the burger, the man says to the burger, “Burger, can you help me with GP> my urinary tract infection?”. GP> “No”, replies the burger, “but I can tell you you’re going to need an GP> umbrella later.” GP> “Oh, sorry”, said the man, “I thought you were a meaty urologist”. You have too much time on your hands. GP> Q: What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star? GP> A: The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor. This is true. Daryl .... Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33) .