Subj : Re: The 9 Parts Of Speech To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Sat Jul 24 2021 13:58:00 George, GP> They claim the overall prices are lower, but we know the savings goes GP> 100% to corporate profits & $0.0000000001% to lower prices. Exactly. And none to their employees. GP> I prefer to have a human there to ask last-minute questions of, & to GP> claim my free stuff without delays (here there's a polixcy that if any GP> item rings up even 1c higher than ANY printed/posted price, you get it GP> free, up to $10 -- I claim $20-$50/year or more. . . One time in college, my books came to $77.77 (this was over 40 years ago). The cashier said "Looks like you hit the jackpot!!". I said "Does that mean I get my books free??". When she said "No", I growled "Damn!!" . > GP> "shhh, shhh," when the little one said, clear as day, "f*** you, > GP> mommy." > . GP> My reaction, too! I would've beat that kid within an inch of his life. GP> But I could never say I didn't know the diffwerence between right & GP> wrong, though! Still can't (& don't); I was blessed to have a father GP> who truly loved me & honoured God & the job God gave him of being a GP> father. When a son follows in his father's footsteps, that's the ultimate compliment. GP> The trick stores do now is give you a nice sale (30% off, no limits) GP> then when the sale price ends, the price is double the original! :( That's the new math. :P GP> On Jeff Dunham: I heard one of his newer shows the other day & I see GP> what you mean -- it was jarring the gratuitous F-bombs. I'm okay with GP> one or two done in the right timing to add to the humour, not disract GP> one. . . It's like rap music...every other word is profanity. GP> I haven't kept up my subscription to the Scrabble club.... GP> Now they have started sending me threatening letters. There are memes why Snow White and Santa won't play Scrabble with the 7 dwarfs or the eleves, respectively...because of the tiles they got. :P GP> I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription! GP> it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13 Par for the course. GP> A year ago, I got a subscription to a magazine for mentally ill people. GP> Now I have many issues. I see that in your posts. GP> My Dad to a telemarketer selling magazine subscriptions... GP> No thanks, we're all illiterate. (I'm going to use this one!) Illiterate?? Read below where you can write today for free help!! GP> Someone approached me and asked me to help save the Amazon GP> So I signed up for a Prime subscription and restocked my bookcase. Sounds like it should've been medium rare instead of well done on the ribbing. GP> My newspaper subscription is a joke. GP> I don't get it. That's why most have gone to online only. Daryl .... "The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial." -Tom Smothers === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33) .