Subj : Re: Think You're Stupid??
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Sun Jul 18 2021 12:00:42

 >   It's like when the doctor tells you something you're already aware of
 > (overweight), and you say "tell me something I don't know"...then he says
 > "your co-pay is $250".

You're paying wayyy too much! I have made deals with docs in every city in
Florida to do housecalls(! Yes, to your home!) for under $150, so we can
charge $250 all told & still make emnough to stay in business)

$250 is the max you should charge for a housecall in the USA, or max $100 for
an office visit.  Google "Mega Assistance housecalls" to get better treatment
(all our doctors give VIP quality service to our clients.)

 >  GP> I agree; that was a funny line, indeed!

 >   I saw one on YouTube where a female ventriloquist from the UK (with a
 > heavy English accent), incorporated hypnotism into the sequence with her
 > dummy...a small monkey. 

 > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbd0FcnFfO0

I love Nina Conti & Monk!

 >   I still am not a big fan of pancakes...IHOP not withstanding.

Don't need to be. Order what you like & enjoy!

I used to, 7 days a week, have 2 eggs(popached), 2 toast(uncut), 2 
bacon(soft) or 2 sausages, & unlimited coffee (I'd spend amn hour there
eating, drinking, & reading the paper)

I came in the door & befoere I got 6 feet into te diner, they had my spot at
Table 7 set up with newspaper & freshly-poured coffee, then they left me a
lone until I'd finished the coffee(every drop) then refilled it & asked if I
referred sausage or soft bacon today(I randonly varied between the two)

Then they were quick to refill my mug, but only when drained completely.
While I ate drank, read, & did the crossword, as often as needed until I
requested the check, which I paid with $3 ($2.50+ 50c(25%) tip)

Then off to work on 6/7 days & back home to do weekly chores(shopping,
laundry,. bill paying) the 7/7 day. . .

Good times. . . Making the most of my $5/hour wages!

 >  GP> Seconds, & thirds(hey, I was 16 & had the metabolism of a 300lb 
tiger)
 >  GP> of all.

 >   That's the thing...everyone's metabolism is different.

Yup, I had to eat 5,000 calories/dy jusdt to not lose weight, & go below 95#!

Now I only eat under 2,000 & I can't lose an ounce!

 
 > ... Ham Radio Messages And Replies Will Be Sent In Morse Code.

I could break 'most any coded missive, but never did learn Morse; I know
emergency is best conveyed with alternating 3s (short-short-short, long-long-
long, or vice versa -- the pattern indicates it's not a natural sound)

I know it's based originally on Morse SOS.

For semaphor, I only know ND makes that "crow's foot" peace symbol ("Nuclear
Disarmament")

In a new movie 007 must save us from a mad man intent on setting off an 
atomic bomb on the bottom of the Ocean
Nucleotide Bond

TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived
the German army of the atomic bomb.
They did Nazi it coming.

15 sodium atoms walk into a bar.
They are followed by Batman.  (subtle(subtle as the 'b' in 'subtle'), but I
love it!)

Q: Why can't you trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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