Subj : Re: Hollywood Squares Humor
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Wed Jul 07 2021 14:55:47

 > These great questions and answers are from the days when the Hollywood
 > Squares game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are
 > now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.

Classic!  Then there's Family Feud answers:

1. NAME SOMETHING YOU’D DO TONIGHT IF THE WORLD WAS COMING TO AN END 
TOMORROW.
“Get the kids and pack.”

2. DURING WHAT MONTH OF PREGNANCY DOES A WOMAN BEGIN TO LOOK PREGNANT?
“September.”

3. NAME A REASON FOR KNEELING.
“To be beheaded.”

4. NAME A FAMOUS OR FICTIONAL WILLY.
“Willy the Pooh.”

5. NAME SOMETHING YOU OPEN OTHER THAN A DOOR.
“Bowels.”

6. NAME SOMETHING YOU SQUEEZE.
“Peanut butter.”

7. NAME A FAMOUS DICK.
“Carrot.”

8. NAME A BOY MENTIONED IN NURSERY RHYMES.
“Little Red Riding-Hood.”

9. NAME SOMETHING YOU HIT WHEN IT’S NOT WORKING.
“Your spouse.”

10. NAME SOMETHING ASSOCIATED WITH LIVERPOOL.
“The yellow brick road.”

11. NAME A BODY PART BEGINNING WITH THE LETTER N.
“Name.”

12. NAME A FAMOUS BRIDGE.
“Bridge Over Troubled Water.”

13. NAME A DOMESTICATED ANIMAL.
“Leopard.”

14. NAME A FAMOUS BROTHER AND SISTER.
“Bonnie and Clyde.”

15. NAME SOMETHING YOU DO IN THE BATHROOM.
“Decorate.”

16. NAME SOMETHING THAT COMES IN 7S.
“Fingers.”

17. NAME A CITY NAMED AFTER A PRESIDENT.
“Carson City.”

18. NAME SOMETHING SLIPPERY.
“A con man.”

19. NAME SOMETHING ORANGE.
“A banana.”

I like watching "Funny You Should Ask"; they have 6-8 B list comics who 
answer every question, first with a funny answer, then their guess.
Contestants need to guess if they're telling the truth or not. . .

I can't find a list of quotes. . 

Might be only a Canadian show, dunno. . .

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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