Subj : Re: Diary Of A Snow Lover To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Mon Jul 05 2021 15:54:07 > Diary Of A Snow Lover > December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and > the wife and I sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes > drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic, > we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! [...] > December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling. > January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep > giving me. Why am I tied to the bed? No thanks on the snw or cold. . . I'm in t he tropical partof Canada (relatively speaking) I typically get less snow each winter than Florida does! & I'm in Canada! I'm sad, as it'll be yerars before my grapefruits (white grapefruits) are back on the market again, with the juice made thereof. . . I miss them. . . Now there's only the pink(too sweet) Q: What do you have if you 4 apples and 2 oranges in one hand and 3 lemons and a grapefruit in the other hand? A: extremely large hands I asked my son how he did on his school report about Canada He said he got an "eh". Q: Why was the US mad at Canada for remaining part of the commonwealth? A: Because being stuck with the land of the Angles is obtuse Q: What kind of batteries do they use in Canada? A: Triple Eh Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .