Subj : FidoGazette Vol 10 no 27 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Fri Jul 06 2018 13:53:00

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    Thanks to Mark Lewis, 1:3634/12 :)

    The morning of my wife's birthday I handed her her first gift.
    As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a wand!  What do I want with
    a wand?"

    "It's not just any wand," I replied, "It's a magic wand!"

    "Really?" she said. "What does it do?"

    "Why don't you give it shake," I told her, "and don't forget to
    say the magic words."

    "Okay," she said shaking the wand. "Abracadabra!"

    "Dammit, love!" I said, peering down the side of the bed.
    "You're not going to believe this."

    "What is it?" she asked all excitedly.

    I said, "You've just made all your other presents disappear!"


    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 10 No 27    Page  3         July 06, 2016


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