Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 30 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Jul 25 2018 21:00:08

    Linux Jokes
    Collected by Janis Kracht, 1:261/38

    Note:  After the last 24hours of constant attention demanded
           by my linux box over some lost files, etc., I was ready
           to can this box...  so out of spite today I collected
           some linux jokes I could throw at the system Lol

           It made _me_ feel better at least :)

     =A Pile of Collected Jokes=

    I'll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24
    hours for everyone to get it.

    I think there is a duck in my router. It always goes NAT,NAT,
    NAT.

    So I want to dress up as a UDP packet for Halloween, but I donCÇÖt
    know if anyone will get it.

    I could tell you an ICMP joke but it would probably be
    repetitive.

    I wanted to write an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all
    already exhausted.

    IPv4 address space walks into a bar and yells "One strong CIDR
    please, ICÇÖm exhausted!"

     Knock knock.
        WhoCÇÖs there?
     SYN flood.
        SYN flood who?
     Knock knock.CǪ


    Q. What is a Unix or Linux sysadminCÇÖs favourite hangout place?
    A. Foo Bar

    A RAID member disk walks into a bar. Bartender asks whatCÇÖs
    wrong?  "Parity error." "Yeah, you look a bit off."

    Linux geek started working at McDonalds. A customer asked him
    for a Big Mac and he gave him a bit of paper with
    FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

    Q. What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
    A. A URLologist.



    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 30    Page  3         July 25, 2018


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