Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 29 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Jul 18 2018 21:51:08

    Thanks to Daryl Stout, 1:19/33 for these :)

     In a Catholic School Cafeteria, one end of one of the tables
    has a bowl full of red, delicious apples.  One of the nuns has
    written and placed a sign next to the bowl, stating "Take only
    ONE apple...God is watching you".  Meanwhile, at the other end
    of the table, is a bowl of chocolate chip cookies.  One of the
    little kids writes his own sign, and places it by them, which
    states "Take ALL the cookies you want...God is watching the
    apples".

    ***

      A police officer is rushed to the hospital for an emergency
    appendectomy.  As he is waking from the surgery, he feels a
    tearing against his chest.  Horrified, he thinks the anesthesia
    has worn off, and they're doing additional surgery.  Lifting his
    hospital gown, he discovers three huge strips of athletic first
    aid tape...the real adhesive, sticky, stuff...  taped to his
    hair on his chest.  On them, written in big letters "Get Well
    Soon...from the nurse you ticketed last week".

    ***


    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 29    Page  3         July 18, 2018


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