Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 26 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Thu Jun 28 2018 14:56:08

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    A collection of real groaner's :)

    What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
    One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

    If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
    Mistle-toes.

    After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul
    play.  The other detective said, "You mean, he was playing with
    birds?"

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick

    What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
    Dam.

    I sold my vacuum the other day.
    All it was doing was collecting dust.

    Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.
    One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
    The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

    (enough, already Jk :) )



    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 26    Page  3         June 27 2018


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