Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 24 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Jun 13 2018 17:23:38

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    This one was sent in by Ward Dossche, 2:292/854 - thanks Ward!

    "All the animals of the world are dangeroes"

    The King of Belgium went on a vacation to an animal preserve
    somewhere in Africa.

    When he returned, the Prime Minister questioned him about his
    trip.

    PM: "So what kind of animals did you see, sir?"

    K: "Well, I saw dangeroes everywhere"

    PM: "Dangeroes? What is that?"

    K: "C'mon, PM. I saw big grey dangeroes with a tail on their
    head.  Then there were dangeroes with very long legs and a long
    neck eating the leaves of trees.  There were also dangeroes
    striped in white and black looking a bit like horses and then
    there were yellowish dangeroes looking like a big cat trying to
    eat the striped dangeroes"

    PM: "But sir, what you saw were elephants, giraffes, zebra and
    lions"

    K: "No, no ... I am very certain because there was a sign which
    said 'All these animals are dangerous'"



    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 24    Page  3         June 13, 2018


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