Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 16
To   : JANIS KRACHT
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Apr 18 2018 15:38:00

Janis,

JK>    This one is from Bill McGarrity, 1:266/404 :)

JK>    The wife confronts him and says...  "Why only one glass?" He
JK>    goes...  "You'll be drinking from the bottle tonight!!"

  So, who's the one more into "heavy drinking"?? <G>

  Although with me drinking 2 liters of flavored water a day to keep
hydrated, and flushed out (not to mention preventing kidney stones),
I've got room to talk. LOL

  But, I knew a woman who said she would rather have quintuplets in hard
labor, with no anesthesia, than one kidney stone. That pretty much
sums it up.

  The damn catheter is the worst part, though...about as bad as the pain
and bladder spasms. Last year, when I had to have kidney stone and
prostate surgery within a month of each other, I had such pain and
bladder spasms, that I had to be taken by ambulance to the Emergency
Room. I was in tears and screaming from the pain. :'(

  Well, finally, these 2 very pretty young nurses walked in, and said
"You're not going to like us". I said "I'll kiss you if you make the
pain go away!!". She said, we have the pain medicine...but it's a
suppository. They gave a whole new meaning to the phrase "shove
it"...any further up, and I might have gagged on it. :P

Daryl

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