Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 16 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Apr 18 2018 15:59:40

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    This one is from Bill McGarrity, 1:266/404 :)

    An Irishman is walking on the beach one Sunday afternoon after
    Mass.  As he's walking he stumbles over this half buried bottle.
    So he digs it out and as he's cleaning it off, out pops a genie!
    The genie thank him and offers him one wish.  The Irishman
    thinks and suddenly speaks...  "I forever want to piss the best
    Irish whisky in the world!  POOF!!  The genieI says, go ahead,
    pee and take a taste.  At first the Irishman is a little
    hesitant but he does what the genie says.  "My God" he says...
    "That's the best Irish whisky I've ever tasted!!" He thanks the
    genie and runs off home.  As he walks through the door, he
    screams out to his wife...  "Hunny, grab two glasses and meet me
    in the parlor!".  A few seconds later she appears.  He says...
    "watch this..." and proceeds to pee into the two glasses.  He
    says to his wife, "go ahead, drink it.  It's the best Irish
    whisky you'll ever taste." Hesitant at first, she brings the
    glass to her lips and takes a small sip.  "Jesus, Mary and
    Joseph.." she says...  "You're right!!  That's the best Irish
    whisky I've ever tasted!!".

    This goes on for the next four days. the wife meets her husband
    with two glasses in the parlor when he gets home from work.
    Friday comes along and the husband walks through the door and
    screams...  "Hunny, grab one glass and meet me in the parlor!!".
    The wife confronts him and says...  "Why only one glass?" He
    goes...  "You'll be drinking from the bottle tonight!!"


    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 16    Page  3         April 18, 2018


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