Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 13
To   : JANIS KRACHT
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Mar 28 2018 14:26:00

Janis,

JK>    Thanks to Daryl Stout, 1:19/33 once again :)

  You're welcome.

JK>    Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
JK>    It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
JK>    It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
JK>    It restoreth my buzz:
JK>    It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
JK>    Yea, though I walk through the valley of
JK>    the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal (tm):
JK>    For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
JK>    Thou preparest a carafe before me
JK>    in the presence of Juan Valdez:
JK>    Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
JK>    Surely richness and taste shall follow me
JK>    all the days of my life: and
JK>    I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever and ever..

  Three things to add to this:

1) I'll bet the woman who opened the kitchen cabinet, and saw Juan
Valdez with his burro, saying "Buenos Dias" ("Good Morning"), is
thinking "WTH??!!". :P

2) Folgers got it all wrong. The best part of waking up is being able to
go back to sleep during the night, after you had to get up to pee. <G>

3) I saw a T-shirt once, with a Mexican gaucho, and a burro on it. The
burro had just relieved himself on the gaucho's shoes. The caption on
the shirt said "I SAID 'SIT'"!!  <G>

Daryl

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