Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 12 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Mar 21 2018 17:25:28

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    Thanks to Darryl Stout, 1:19/33:


    List of Top 10 Caddy Comments:


    #10 - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
          Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    #9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
         Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    #8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
         Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    #7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
         Caddy: "Eventually."

    #6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
         Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
coincidence."

    #5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
                  of a distraction."
         Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    #4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
         Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    #3 - Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
         Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    #2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
         Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    ... And the #1 best caddy comment:

       Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
       Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

    --Unknown..



    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 12    Page  3         March 21, 2018


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