Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 10
To   : JANIS KRACHT
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Fri Mar 09 2018 17:59:00

JK>>> Q: Can February march?
JK>>> A: No, but April may.

JK>> The BBS will be offline on February 30 and 31 for repairs. <G>

JK>Umm that doesn't have the same "ring" to it somehow <g>

  That's sort of like when I was talking to a now former BBS Sysop and
his wife. When I told him I'd call him if I needed help, what I said was
"If I need assistance, I'll give him a ring..." -- instantly, I was cut
off my his wife, saying "Boy, you're a cheap date!! You want to go right
to the wedding, you pervert!!"...and they both were laughing
uncontrollably, while I was so red. :P

  Ironically, in an actual note for their child's abscences, the parent
had written to "please excuse my child for being absent February 29, 30,
31, 32, and 33". That year wasn't a leap year...and we know that those
other dates don't exist.

  So, who needs to be in school more?? :P

Daryl

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