Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 09 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Feb 28 2018 16:36:00

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    Some One liners, Thanks to Dave Drum once again :)


    "Be decisive.  Right or wrong,
    make a decision.  The road of
    life is paved with flat squirrels
    who couln't make a
    decision."
    ~Unknown

    If a woman says
      "First of all."
    During an argument
    Run Away, Because
    She has prepared
    Research, Data, Charts,
    and will destroy you.

    Some things are just
    better left unsaid.
    And I usually realize it
    right after I say them.


    Never make a woman mad.
     They can remember stuff
      That hasn't even
     Happened yet.

    A wise man once said
          nothing.

    Don't worry
    some people
    are their own
    punishment
    in life

    "I'm not right in the head.com"


    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 09    Page  3         February 28, 2018


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