Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 08 Page: 3 To : All From : Janis Kracht Date : Wed Feb 21 2018 15:28:36 ================================================================ H U M O R ================================================================ Thank you to Dave Drum, one of my users, for this one :) A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. */Robot for sale . . . . . ./* FIDOGAZETTE Vol 12 No 08 Page 3 February 21, 2018 ----------------------------------------------------------------- --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-3 * Origin: Prism bbs (1:261/38) .