Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 07 Page: 2
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Feb 14 2018 17:27:38

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    Thank you to Daryl Stout, 1:19/33, for this one :)

    Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the
    young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious
    step. Are you prepared for it?"

      "I think so, " the man replied.  "My wife has made appe-
    tizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of
    cookies and cakes for all our guests.

      "I don't mean that," the priest responded.  "I mean,
    are you prepared spiritually?"

      "Oh sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a
    case of whiskey."

    ~Helen Jordan..

    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 07    Page  2         February 14, 2018


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