Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 05 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Jan 31 2018 19:51:22

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    Thanks to Ward Dossche, 2:292/854, for this one :)

    An office manager had money problems and had to fire an
    employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee
    who came late to work.  The next morning, both employees came to
    work very early.  So the manager thought he would fire the first
    one who took a coffee break.

    Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the
    manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break -
    strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day,
    they both ate at their desk.

    Then the manager thought he'd wait to see who would leave work
    the earliest, but both employees stayed after closing.

    Jill finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to
    her and said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem.  I don't know
    whether to lay you or Jack off."

    Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my
    bus."



    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 05    Page  3         January 31, 2018


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