Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 01 Page: 4
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Jan 03 2018 14:34:04

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    From a collection of silly jokes:

    Teacher: Will any idiot in the room stand up please?
    (a student stands up)
    Teacher: Why do you think you are an idiot?
    Student: actually I don't, but I hate to see you standing there
    all by yourself.


    A man is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that
    he forgot some important paperwork.  He calls home so that his
    wife can retrieve them.  The maid answers the phone and says
    that his wife is busy.  He demands that the maid put his wife on
    the phone.  The maid informs the man that his wife is in bed
    with the gardener.  The man goes nuts, and offers the maid one
    million dollars to shoot them both.  The maid agrees and he soon
    hears two gunshots.  The maid returns to the phone and he asks
    her what happened.  The maid says she shot his wife in bed and
    the gardener ran, so she shot him by the pool.  The man says,
    "Pool???  Is this 555-4320???"

    Ouch.. I'll stop now..
    :)


    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 01    Page  4         January 03, 2018


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