Subj : Deadly Pun
To   : Shaun Buzza
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Mar 16 2022 11:30:00

Shaun,

 WD> SD>AA> Why can't they clamp both ends of the artery, remove the clot,
 WD> SD>AA> and restore the flow?
 WD>
 WD> SD> Because a piece could break off during prep and kill me.
 WD>
 WD> I will write you a nice obituary ... 8-) 8-) 8-)

 SB> And obituary in what paper? I mean, you're talking to the damned
 SB> editor! If he's dead, there's probably no 'Gazette coming next week...

  That reminds me of the pun with "taking your child to work day". This
father worked with the local paper, writing the death notices. His son
wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he became known as the
"Son of Obituary Editor".

  That ought to get Sean's attention. <G>

Daryl

.... A soldier surviving mustard gas is a seasoned veteran.
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