Subj : FidoGazette Vol 11 no 51 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Dec 20 2017 13:49:08

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    Thanks to Ward Dossche 2:292/854, for sending this in :)

    A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old
    rancher.  He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch
    for illegally grown drugs." The rancher+ásaid, "okay, but
    don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the
    location.

    The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have
    the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into
    his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and
    proudly displayed it to the rancher.  "See this badge?!  This
    badge means I can go wherever I want...  On any land!  No
    questions asked, no answers given!  Do you understand old man?!"

    The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his
    chores.  Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked
    up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by
    the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull......  With every step the
    bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that
    he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety.  The
    officer was clearly terrified.  The old rancher threw down his
    tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the
    top of his lungs......

    "YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"


    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 11 No 51    Page  3         December 20, 2017


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