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From : Sean Dennis
Date : Mon Jan 24 2022 16:03:12

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     Dad Jokes
     By Sean Dennis, 1:18/200

     If you didn't know, I love puns and what is now called "dad jokes".

     The more groans I get from a joke, the more amusing it is to me.

     So here to ruin, I mean, make your day, may I present some stinkers:

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     Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
     A: I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
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     Q: Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
     A: Because every play has a cast.
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     I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just
     a kid.
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     I visited my friend at his new house.  He told me to make myself at
     home.  So I threw him out as I hate having visitors.
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     "Knock knock."
     "Who's there?"
     "Control freak."
     "Con..."
     Okay, now you say "Control freak who?"
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     The guy who stole my diary just died.
     My thoughts are with his family.
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     To the person who stole my antidepressants: I hope you're happy.
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     Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
     A: To get to the other side.
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     Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
     A: To get away from Colonel Sanders.

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     Thought Of The Week
     By Sean Dennis, 1:18/200

     "It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to
        open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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