Subj : Re: FidoGazette Vol 1096 To : JANIS KRACHT From : Daryl Stout Date : Tue Aug 08 2017 11:02:00 Janis, JK>> There was another cartoon, where there are these 2 cats. Above one of JK>> them, you see *POOT*. The other cats screams "DUDE!!", and the other one JK>> sheepishly says "'Scuse Me". JK>hahaha :) Or like the picture of the dachshund, with those soulful eyes...saying "OK, it was me. I farted". :P JK>I think in the cat's mind they've never done anything -wrong-... Distasteful JK> some (ate the canary, peed on the carpet, etc. etc. etc.) but not unexpecte JK>given their basically feral nature. We have two feral cats that we adopted JK>number of years ago (5 years ago perhaps), and we _still_ don't see them JK>jumping on our laps, etc. It's almost as if they "tolerate" us :) Or like the skit that ventriloquist Todd Oliver told with his live dogs. He has devices on them (approved by the SPCA, so no comments from PETA are allowed) that he controls...and it makes it appear the dogs are really talking...but it's Todd "throwing his voice". The "argument" is over whose bed it is...Todd's or the dogs. When it gets to the pillows, the dog asks "Did you mark it??" (by peeing on it). When he says "Of course not!!", the dog replies "Well, I did. Sweet dreams!!". JK>> My Mom told of a cat that found a plant of it in the yard...he kept JK>> gnawing at it, until it finally killed it. JK>plant in the yard.. that plant lasted about a year then the 4 of them tore i JK>to shreds! They killed it good. Another cat would bring home the carcasses of dead chickens thrown off the train. :P JK>Same here.. I can't even imagine what it costs now. I know my daughter's JK>college loans are epic. And, they have to have "the latest, greatest, and most expensive items". Years ago, credit card companies would have representatives on campus...like salesmen at car dealerships...both swarming over unsuspecting folks, like vultures over carrion. I think many colleges finally banned those folks from campus, as the students were running up hellacious credit card debt, that they'd never be able to pay off. JK>Hope you are able to enjoy it this year :) I should. My next colonoscopy isn't until late 2018. JK>Yes, when they put in Dorms at the SUNY (state university New York) the pric JK>of college skyrocketed as well. The campus doesn't look at all like it did when I was there 30 years ago. Daryl === þ OLX 1.53 þ Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX --- SBBSecho 3.01-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - wx1der.dyndns.org (1:19/33) .