Subj : FidoGazette Vol 11 no 47 Page: 4
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Nov 22 2017 21:04:04

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    Humor
    (or Some Bad ThanksGiving Day Jokes!)

    Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
    A: Because they never learned good table manners!

    Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
    A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

    Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
    A: Because he had the drumsticks

    Finally:

    A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to
    perfect a better turkey.  His family was fond of the leg portion
    for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.  After
    many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results
    of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together.
    "Well I finally did it!  I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"

    They all asked the farmer how it tasted.  "I don't know" said
    the farmer.  "I never could catch the darn thing!"

    Happy ThanksGiving!




    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 11 No 47    Page  4         November 22, 2017


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