Subj : FidoGazette Vol 11 no 44 Page: 4
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Nov 01 2017 18:54:14

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    Thanks once again to Vince Coen, 2:250/1, for sending this one
    in :)

    My Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said "Fried
    chicken."

    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
    because everyone else laughed.

    My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did.  Fried
    chicken is my favorite animal.

    I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably
    a member of PETA.  He said they love animalss very much.

    I do, too.  Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

    I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.  Then he told me
    not to it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite
    _live_ animal was.

    I told her it was chicken.  She asked me why, so I told her it
    was because you could make them into fried chicken.

    She sent me back to the principal's office.

    He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand.  My parents taught me to be honest, but my
    teacher doesn't like it when I am.

    Today my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military
    person I admired most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

    Guess where the fuck I am now...





    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 11 No 44    Page  4         November 01, 2017


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