Subj : FidoGazette Vol 11 no 42 To : JANIS KRACHT From : Daryl Stout Date : Thu Oct 19 2017 12:43:00 Janis, JK> He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is JK> amazed to find the source of that strange sound. JK> But he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk. That's like the monks at the monsatery at meal time. In the morning, they have to patiently stand until the head monk (the e-monk) arrives, and chants "Good Morning". The group replies in kind, and all sit down to breakfast. In the evening, it's the same for dinner. One day, a new monk had arrived, and got the times of day confused at breakfast. When everyone else had chanted "Good Morning", the new one intoned "Good Evening". You could've heard a pin drop!! No one said a word, until the e-Monk noted "Someone Chanted Evening". Daryl === þ OLX 1.53 þ Effective cure for being a twit -- become a Sysop!! --- SBBSecho 3.01-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - wx1der.dyndns.org (1:19/33) .