Subj : FidoGazette Vol 11 no 41
To   : JANIS KRACHT
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Thu Oct 19 2017 12:29:00

Janis,

JK>>> The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

JK>> Oh, s***!! :P

JK>Lol :)  Yeah I though it was really funny :)

  I would've loved to have seen the look on her face!!

  That reminds me of the joke where this woman is trying to get on the
bus at the bus stop (several other people were there)...but her dress is
a bit too tight for her to step up on to the bus.

  So, she unzips her dress a bit, and tries again...still too tight.

  So, she unzips her dress a bit more, and it's still too tight.

  But, before she can unzip it again, the main behind her, picks her up
by the waist, and puts her aboard the bus.

  Angrily glaring at the man, she chewed him out.

  To which, the man sheepishly replied "Shucks, lady. I thought the
second time that you unzipped my pants, that we were friends"!!  <BG>

  You can use this in the FIDOGazette. <BG>

Daryl

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