Subj : Pun Humor To : JANIS KRACHT From : Daryl Stout Date : Thu Feb 13 2020 12:58:00 Janis, JK>> But, if you hear the computer making farting or puking noises, it's JK>> time to get it into the shop. :P JK>Geez, yes :) A farting or puking computer would be one I'd run from :) Cue the horror music...Curse Of the Operating System. JK>> * OLX 1.53 * If cats could read they would paws after each claws. JK>That is a great play on words, Daryl :) I love punny humor. There is a world championship pun-off in early May each year in Austin, Texas...where the humor is drier than the Sahara. There are 2 competitions: 1) Punniest Of Show -- the contestant prepares a script, ideally 60 seconds in length. At 90 seconds, a bell sounds, and points are deducted. A second bell rings at 2 minutes, and the contestant is disqualified. The script can be full of puns, or have one big one at the end. 2) High Lies And Low Puns -- from several categories, two punsters go head to head, having 5 seconds to make a pun on the category, and you can't use the same pun more than once. Proceeds benefit the O. Henry Museum in Austin, Texas. Daryl * OLX 1.53 * Why does the Psychic Hotline have to ask for your name?? --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33) .