Subj : FidoGazette Vol 13 no 35 To : JANIS KRACHT From : Daryl Stout Date : Mon Sep 02 2019 12:55:00 JK>Hi Daryl, Hi, Janis... JK>>> Vince says, "I don't think I will try any of these :)" JK>> I think I may go shopping elsewhere. JK>Probably a good idea You see everything under the sun at Wal-Mart. I think of ventriloquist Todd Oliver, who uses his Boston Terrier, Irving, in his act. He has a device on him, which has been approved by the SPCA, with Todd controlling it. But, it looks like the dog is talking. Anyway, Irving is a Wal-Mart greeter. But, he had at least 3 recent errors. When a shopper came in, Irving first said "Welcome To Wal-Mart"...tben... 1) Mouthwash Aisle 3 2) Deodorant Aisle 9 When a lady came in wanting some (panty) hose, Irving said Gardening Aisle 12. JK>> # OLX 1.53 # Chocolate lovers 12 step plan: < 12 steps from chocolate. JK>Love that one :) Never mind Bart Simpson with, "Oooo...Donuts!!". Speaking of which, one of the doors on the BBS is called Donuts. It's a brain teaser (open to all users), where it starts with a simple and quick chat window with the Sysop and the user, inviting the user over for coffee and donuts. They draw a card, and the high card goes first. You have 5 plates of donuts of different varieties...5 on plate 1, 4 on plate 2, 3 on plate 3, 2 on plate 4, and 1 on plate 5. The object is to make the Sysop eat the last donut...but it's not as easy as it sounds!! I've been the "piggy" more times than I care to admit. I could go for a half dozen chocolate iced donuts and a Diet Doctor Pepper right now. The Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts outlets in west Little Rock closed, but there are still several Shipley's Donuts facilities in town. Daryl === þ OLX 1.53 þ I have a rock garden. Last week, 3 of them died. --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33) .