Subj : FidoGazette Vol 13 no 18
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Thu May 16 2019 10:54:26

Hi Daryl,

>>> I'd throw tomatoes instead...like the groundlings did in William
>>> Shakespeare's day at the Elizabethan Theatre...but I hate to waste a
>>> good salad item.

>> Lol :)

> Here's another one for you...I don't remember if I sent it or not.

> Q: How do you get an 80 year old woman to drop "The F-Bomb"??

> A: Have another 80 year old woman yell "BINGO!!" <G>

haha :)  Good one.

> Or, like the classic "Wizard Of Id" comic strip. It said "It's 11pm --
> do you know where your grandmother is??"...and it showed her entering
> The Bingo Hall!! <BG>

hehe :)

Btw, if you want me to print a joke in the FidoGazette, send it to me in 
netmail or email, ok? (1:261/38, or  janis@filegate.net).

Printing it here first kills it since everyone has already read the joke before 
the 'Gazette gets published. :)

Take care,
Janis

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