Subj : Re: oops...
To   : WARD DOSSCHE
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Tue Apr 30 2019 18:10:00

Ward,

WD>I've been in sports quite a lot and there was this guy who had used a
WD>performance enhancing substance. Fearing he would have to provide a urine
WD>sample during a doping test, he had his girlfriend pee in a small bottle.

WD>He was selected, managed to put the urine of his girlfriend into the testing
WD>bottle of the lab. When the results came back, it had a note "Congratulation
WD>you are pregnant".

WD>He was barred from competition for 2 years.

WD>The real kicker, he wasn't the father.

  LOL!! Revenge is a dish best served cold!! <BG>

Daryl

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