Subj : oops...
To   : JANIS KRACHT
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sun Apr 28 2019 19:18:00

JK>Hi Daryl,

Hi, Janis...

JK>We still have to get in her room when her caregiver is giving her a shower t
JK>check for evidence of more 'sweets'... Maybe this Monday...

  I heard of one woman, who ate an entire birthday cake with a ton of
rich, sugar, frosting. It shot her blood sugar above 700, and she had to
be rushed to the Emergency Room.

  When the doctor walked in, he condescendingly asked "Have we been a
bad girl??!!". :P

  Reminds me of the time when I had to have a cardiac catheterization
done through the groin. You can NOT urinate on your back...male or
female. When the nurse came in, and asked "Did we spring a leak??", I
growled, "No, I just felt like p!$$!ng in the bed!!" :P

  Along that line (I don't remember if I've told this or not, but it's
a true story)...this one ol' boy was constantly aggravated by this
nurse who always "talked down to him", as if he was a little child.
Whenever he was in, she always had to come in, and ask for a urine
specimen.

  Well, either one of his friends suggested this to him, or he thought
of it himself. He ordered a small container of apple juice, and he hid
it away. When the nurse came in, she asked for the specimen, then said
"I'll step outside while you urinate in the cup". Well, unbeknownst to
her, he poured the apple juice in the cup!!

  When she walked back in, she looked at the specimen cup, and groaned
"Oh!! A little dark!!". Normally, that means your urine is highly
concentrated, as if you're not drinking enough water. He grabbed it from
her, and said "That's OK, I'll run it through again!!", and promptly
swigged down the apple juice.

  The nurse fainted dead away. <G>

Daryl

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