Subj : FidoGazette Vol 13 no 01 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Jan 02 2019 22:13:26

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    Start the New Year with a Joke (or two, or three) :)

    A woman walked into work and was greeted by her boss.  They made
    small talk, and as he headed to his office, he said, "Have a
    great day." She thanked him and took off toward the exit.  When
    he asked her where she was going, she responded, "You told me to
    have a great day, so ICÇÖm going back home."
    ~Jewel Joke Of The Day

    Puntastic Jokes from Dad Jokes:
    Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
    A: It got mugged.

    "Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
    "No, I don't think they'll fit me."

    Never trust someone with graph paper. They're always plotting something.


    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 13 No 01    Page  3         January 02, 2019


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