Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 52 Page: 4
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Dec 26 2018 20:40:54

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    Two Jokes for the Holidays :)

    1. A guy phones the local hospital and yells, 'You've gotta send
    help!  My wife's in labour!'
    The nurse says, 'Calm down.  Is this her first child?'
    He replies, 'No!  This is her husband!'

    2. I was walking down the mall with a friend yesterday when he
    turned to me and said, "Seeing all those flags on display makes
    me so proud of my country."
    "But Chan, you're Chinese," I replied, "All those flags are British."
    "No they're not," he laughed, "just take a look at those labels!"


    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 52    Page  4         December 26, 2018


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