Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 51 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Dec 19 2018 21:33:14

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    The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife
    with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.
    "How could you do this!" he exclaimed.
    "I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the store looking
    at the dress.  Then I found myself trying it on.  It was like
    the Devil was whispering to me, 'Gee, you look great in that
    dress.  You should buy it.'"
    "Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him!  Just tell
    him, "Get behind me, Satan!"
    "I did," replied his wife, "but then he said 'It looks great
    from back here, too!'"



    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 51    Page  3         December 19, 2018


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