Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 43 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Thu Oct 25 2018 00:23:40

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    Thank you to Vince Coen, 2:250/1, for these one liners :)

    Wine Advice

    I drink wine because my doctor said...

    I shouldn't keep things bottled up!!

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    I'M NOT HAVING GLASS OF WINE, I'M HAVING SIX.

    ITS CALLED A TASTING AND IT'S CLASSY.

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    It's funny how 8 glasses of
    water a day seems impossible,
    but 8 glasses of wine can
    be done in one meal.

    ~~

    Every box of
    raisins is a tragic
    story of grapes
    that could have been wine...

    ~~

     THE ANSWER
    MAY NOT LIE
    AT THE
     BOTTOM OF
    A BOTTLE
     OF WINE,
    BUT YOU SHOULD
     AT LEAST CHECK.



    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 43    Page  3         October 24th, 2018


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