Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 42 Page: 2
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Thu Oct 18 2018 20:15:12

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    Thank you to one of my users, Dave Drum, for this one :)

    1960 Hits Renamed

    Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new
    lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing
    the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

    They include:

    Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

    Herman's Hermits --- Mrs.  Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

    Ringo Starr --- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

    The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

    Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

    Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now

    Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

    Procol Harum --- A Whiter Shade Of Hair

    Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

    The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

    Abba--- Denture Queen

    Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me
    Fall

    Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore

    Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

    And Last, but NOT least:

      Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again



    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 42    Page  2         October 17th, 2018


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