Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 37 Page: 3
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Sep 12 2018 21:33:50

    Thank you to Vince Coen, 2:250/1, for this one :)

          Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

             Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone
             under my bed at night.

             So I went to a shrink and told him: "I've got problems.
             Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.
             I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy."

             "Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the
             shrink.  "Come talk to me three times a week and we
             should be able to get rid of those fears."

             "How much do you charge?"

             "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.

             "I'll sleep on it," I said.

             Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why
             didn't you come to see me about those fears you were
             having?" he asked.

             "Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a
             year, is $12,480.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00.  I
             was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and
             bought me a new pickup truck."

             "Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude he said, "And
             how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

             "He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Ain't nobody
              under there now."

             It's always better to get a second opinion.



    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 37    Page  3         September 12, 2018


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