Subj : FidoGazette Vol 12 no 32 Page: 4 To : All From : Janis Kracht Date : Thu Aug 09 2018 13:46:28 Daryl Stout, 1:19/33, sent this one in, thanks Daryl :) A little boy went to visit his grandmother. She was in her bedroom, watching TV, but it had been acting up, and she had been banging her hand on it, trying to get the TV working right, and she had called the TV repair man. Anyway, he asked "Grandma, do you have a boyfriend?. She replied "Yes, my TV is my boyfriend ". Confused, her grandson asked what she meant, and she said "I can watch my favorite preachers, or the classic movies, and programs, and it keeps me company". At that moment, the doorbell rang, and she said "Good. That must be the TV repair man. Honey, would you go answer the door for me??". Her grandson agreed, and headed to the front door. But, it wasn't the TV repair man...it was the preacher!! He asked her grandson where his grandmother was, and he said "She's in her bedroom, banging her boyfriend"!! The preacher fainted dead away. FIDOGAZETTE Vol 12 No 32 Page 4 August 8 2018 ----------------------------------------------------------------- --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-3 * Origin: Prism bbs (1:261/38) .