Subj : FidoGazette Vol 11 no 35 Page: 4
To   : All
From : Janis Kracht
Date : Wed Aug 30 2017 16:25:38

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    Thank you to Vince Coen, 2:250/1 for sending this one in :)
    I thought it was great :) :)

    A lone sniper was just about to assassinate Donald Trump.

    Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards
    spotted him.

    He immediately shouted "Mickey  Mouse!  Mickey Mouse!"

    A shot rang out and Trump fell dead.

    As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the
    bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse"

    "I'm sorry" he said "I meant to shout

    "Donald, duck!"


    FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 11 No 35    Page  4         August 30, 2017


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