Subj : A question about tenses To : Anton Shepelev From : Ardith Hinton Date : Tue May 26 2020 17:42:47 Hi, Anton! Recently you wrote in a message to Ardith Hinton: AH> If a joke begins with e.g. "Three guys go into a bar" AH> I expect it to continue in the same vein. AS> Do not they "walk" into a bar? Usually they do, AFAIK... and I considered saying "walk". But I've also seen variations like the one Denis posted here in which the three guys are replaced by an animal (even a kangaroo?), or by musical instruments & suchlike. While I understand the term "walking bass", I'm not sure I know how to describe accurately what method of locomotion others use. When I asked my friends Barry Sax, Otto Harp, and Penny Whistle for input on the topic they all replied sadly .... because of the COVID-19 situation... "Don't get around much any more". :-Q AS> I compiled an epic list of English-related bar jokes by AS> members of alt.usage.english.usage You've obviously done a lot more research on them than I have. But what matters for purposes of this discussion is how we use verb tenses.... :-) --- timEd/386 1.10.y2k+ * Origin: Wits' End, Vancouver CANADA (1:153/716) .